some people on this website so sweet and innocent and they dont get into any shit or anything they just quietly blog and act cute and nice and make corny jokes once in a while we must protect these people at all costs.
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce