So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

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hymns-to-the-last-rites-of-youth:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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wewerepromisedtea:

And she’s on you cause she’s going, ‘Something else has to happen! This is bullshit!’

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sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

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  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

earthdad:

When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for

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Friendship

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trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

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