— Lemony Snicket (via likeafieldmouse)
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8 Motherfuckin’ Jules Quotes, Pulp Fiction (1994)
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“Why me? I’m nobody! I’m the supervisor of a Nerd Herd at a Buy More. Maybe one day I’ll be assistant store manager and I don’t even know if I want that job. But you know what? That’s not your problem.”
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The direwolf is the sigil of your house. They were meant to have them.
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
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It took me a few weeks but finallly i master it
Ryan, 18 , Perth, Australia, Crowded House, Split Enz, Weddings Parties Anything, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, HIMYM, Peep Show, Gaming, Peep Show, Cars, Funny Stuff, Interesting Stuff,
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NEW GLASSES!!
I’m gon’ be an awesome wife to whoever marries me
I have IT crowd and garlic bread, be jel. xoxox
