awesomelikeagallagher

tastefullyoffensive:

[wierddad]
sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

bellecs:

Armand teaches Albert how to spread mustard on his toast like a straight man.

coolbloqqer:

some people on this website so sweet and innocent and they dont get into any shit or anything they just quietly blog and act cute and nice and make corny jokes once in a while we must protect these people at all costs. 

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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theycallmeaj:

Grosjean…

theycallmeaj:

Grosjean…

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